Just some insults I have made up MY SELF
If you would like to use them in your work , you may but please ask my permission first or give me credit.
If I want to kill some one - 'Decapitating you isn't called decapitation - it's called emasculation - dick head'
Calling some one fat - 'You make humpty dumpty look anorexic'
Angry at someone - 'I hope your girlfriends vagina grows teeth asshole' [ reference from the horror movie]
When someone asks me why I am bisexual - 'Why have one when you can have both?'
Calling someone stupid - 'I thank Natural Selection for getting rid of idiots like you for generations.'
General Insult -'Your parents strongly regret not using contraception and at the time of your conception.'
When someone complains over a first world problem -'The starving children in Ethiopia send you their sincerest sympathies and condolences .'
Deterring a smoker from smoking - ' Are you gay?' ......' Do you know how cigarettes are flavoured?' .....Urea , that's a component of piss. You enjoy sucking piss flavoured sticks so I assume you like sucking @#$%'
JUST TO LET YOU KNOW - I AM NOT HOMOPHOBIC , I JUST THOUGHT OF THE LAST INSULT FOR JEAN HAVOC , TELLING HIM WHY HE CAN'T KEEP A GIRL FRIEND.